Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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