The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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