ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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