We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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