After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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