There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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