the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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