just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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