a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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