TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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