it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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