Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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