Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
