I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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