I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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