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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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