He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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