Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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