what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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