I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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