I just made out with a guy for $7.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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