i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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