DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize