so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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