my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
