After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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