talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
