awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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