fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Randomize