You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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