Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
is it fun? or sober?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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