these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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