Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was not drunk enough for that final.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
