theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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