I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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