so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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