S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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