I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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