Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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