But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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