Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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