New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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