There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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