Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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