let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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