i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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