it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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