Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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