If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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