Can Purell be used as lube?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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