Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
