sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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