It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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