So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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